Be gay, do crime, read books

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Bout time i had an intro post…

HI you can call me Aieden/ Arson

(any pronouns)i am obsessed with a shit ton of shit. Here’s a ~list~
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Tv shows: Star Trek, Clone Wars, Stranger Things, SHADOW AND BONEEEEEE, Never Have I Ever, The Owl House

Movies: TITANICCCCC, Star Wars, Nimona, Spiderverse

Books: KOTLC, PJO, mcga, Tkc, HOO, TOA and Harry Potter (NO JK ROWLING ALLOWED)

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i have ADHD, Anxiety, APD, Autism, Hyperacusis and Misiphonia

I have a yt channel @Random_Fandom42

i mainly focus on kotlc and in kotlc i ship Sokeefe, Tiergrice, Marellinh, Detz, Tiana, Gradaline, Koralie and Finte

lmk if u wanna b tagged in any fanfics I write!!!!

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thatpenumbralpervert
deulalune

i like that the Neverseen can look past murder and kidnapping, but they’re still, for some reason, vegetarians. like they still can’t eat meat. they can’t go kill a chicken because they’re picky bastards. they can commit genocide but they draw the line at meat eating.

thatpenumbralpervert

only the cowards are still vegetarians. shadowflux actually makes a great chicken rub

ruy-tonio-ignis

UMBER!!!!

gethen-inar-ondsinn

No, no, let her speak. Meat is a very good food source, and it satisfies the cravings.

ruy-tonio-ignis

Dinosaur chicken nuggets are the only good form of meat

gethen-inar-ondsinn

Dinosaur chicken nuggets barely qualify as meat! Freshly cut steak is the best meat. Bone marrow is also pretty good, despite not being meat

thatpenumbralpervert

ruy, dinosaur chicken nuggets are made entirely of human chemicals.

But yeah! Steak is amazing! I love it rare with just a little spice. Satisfies the blood craving

ruy-tonio-ignis

delicious chemicals.

neverseen-nevermore

ogre chemicals? divine. human chemicals? disgusting 

arson-appreciation-society-pres

Lysol Spray Lemonade hits different

thatpenumbralpervert

lysol spray lemonade is the worst of all

arson-appreciation-society-pres

Why tf have u used Lysol in ur fucking LEMONADE

readerboss
listermylove

Do I love Rowan? Yes. Is he my least favorite member of the ark? Also yes.

My main reason is when lister ran away Rowan was the only one saying "let's just go back, we'll never find him out here" when everyone else was looking for him the best they could. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "let's just go back" YOUR FRIEND IS DYING IN A RIVER AS YOU NOSEY ALONG THE WOODS IN PERFECT HEALTH. SURE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH YOU BUT IT WAS COMING, EVERYONE KNEW IT WAS COMING, YOU KNEW IT WAS COMING GO AND FIND YOUR FRIEND.

Sorry this bit just pisses me off 😇

maraudersark

REAL REAL REAL

like they've known each other since they were 13 and now they're 19, they've been through sm together and now it's torrential downpour, and lister is lost. him and jimmy literally established like a DAY PRIOR that lister has alcohol issues and that he's an alcoholic.

they know lister's got some real issues. rowan saw lister drinking red wine (a large amount, may i add) and knew he was drunk and now he's gone missing and he's drunk, and coincidentally, a knife is also missing. rowan is clever so surely he would put two and two together?

and STILL he's saying to FOUR OTHER PEOPLE let's leave him out here

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? ROWAN OMONDI ARE YOU KIDDING ME????

listermylove

HONESTLY

Rowan is supposed to be the "smart dad one" of the group and yet he's still out here saying that alcoholic lister bird is going to be fine in heavy rain with loads of mud, alcohol in his system and a knife

Also something that breaks my heart is that lister calls Rowan dad. Rowan treats him like shit. That's what a dad is to lister. And jimmy. Neither of them had father's present often and sure jimmy had his grandad but who did lister have? His mum who worked all the time and didn't have time to care for him? That's it. That's all he had.

AND lister knows he's the least favorite. He knows that his friendship with Jimmy and Rowan will never live up to their friendship with each other so he throws party's to get away from it all, to try and be less isolated and get more friends which makes jimmy and Rowan like him less and see him as the druggy bisexual slut of the group. That's all Rowan sees him for and sure, Rowan has problems of his own but he had a lavish childhood so he's been through a lot less than both jimmy and lister yet he's still acting like his life is the worst thing to ever exist.

maraudersark

GAJSJSKKD THE DAD THING OMDS😭

but yeah you’re literally so right. lister calls rowan dad because rowan’s the closest ‘responsible parental figure’ he has but if we’re being honest, rowan treated him like shit! but lister doesnt know any different because he never had a dad growing up. sure, yeah, he did, but he didn’t see him very often so how was he supposed to know what a proper dad is supposed to ‘be like’?

arson-appreciation-society-pres

do ik who Rowan is? No.
did i read all of this anyway? Yeah.